My boyfriend wanted to fuck me today, whilst I wear my old school girl skirt.
T’was a pretty good fuck.
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Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”
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Hundreds of jellyfish washed up on a beach
there must be at least 40
Maybe even 50 maybe
someone hit me in the head with a bottle of alcohol and it was very champainful
*crowd boos*
more like crowd booze ha ha am i right
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